Buff or Skinny, Which Anime Body-Type is Best?

I find it very interesting that there are many different styles of action anime protagonists, each of whom typically exhibits incredible superhuman powers and strengths. Whether small and lanky or tall and beefy these anime warriors live by the phrase “THIS ISN’T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!”

The wide spectrum between these artistic styles is so interesting because here in the West we tend to favor the godlike superhuman form featured in the mythos of comic books and movies. I’m hard pressed to find any tier 1 Marvel or DC characters without muscles made of chiseled marble or men of ….steel. Spider-man pops out as a scrawnier hero but I think that’s simply because he is a teenager throughout most of his story, making him much more similar to some of the anime characters I grew up watching.

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I’ve noticed that many teenage anime protagonists tend to rely on the concept of “inner-strength” or “awakened power from within”. This is why most teenage protagonists are smaller in figure. Their strength comes from within and relies on the concept of will-power or perseverance. They train and train but for the most part we as viewers never see any major sculpting of the body or increase in mass/definition. We only know these characters are becoming stronger because they learn new techniques or unlock enhanced abilities allowing them to best their foes. Yusuke Urameshi (YuYu Hakusho), Naruto Uzamaki (Naruto), and Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece) are just a couple characters small in size but each of whom pack the power to level mountains and make us viewers drool while watching them fight.

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On the other end of the spectrum however, we see adult characters who are bigger than Dwayne the Rock Johnson on stilts wearing anchor-arms (‘member Spongebob??). These characters are typically battle-hardened warriors whose fists have been covered in blood SINCE they were young. In a similar vein these characters train as hard as their teenage counterparts but these character’s chests continue to expand and their shirt sleeves continue to cry out in agony. These characters are powerful from the beginning, but as they fight and fight they grow in power and technique, as well as stature. Their world is threatened by a foe, one after another, who brings certain destruction and doom to the ones they love . To quote to the late great Qi-Gon Gin “There’s ALWAYS a bigger fish”. These muscle clad heroes typically power up due to a time of crisis or great need/desperation. Son Goku (Dragonball), All-Might (My Hero Academia), Joseph Joestar (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure) are some of the most well-known and loved characters who fit this mold.

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My question is, which anime body type, if any, inspires more admiration and idolization when watching a show, AND which body type would you be more inclined to have in the real world? Growing up I was the definition of lanky. I was skinny, with hardly any sign of muscle but I was fast. Having this body type I idolized characters such as Yusuke and Kenichi Shimahara. They were tiny compared to the men they fought but that didn’t scare them, in fact they enjoyed the thrill of the fight. Even with such a thin frame their hits packed a punch because they put their all into every blow. They didn’t need to defeat his open with one hit, they simply needed to keep getting up after being knocked down.

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Even at the end of the series, Yusuke is small in stature, he did not change much in size throughout the show. His character never has a physical awakening throughout all 100+ episodes. In the end due to his training and awakened abilities he is strong enough to rival the lords of the demon world.

This is also why Captain America is my favorite comic-book based hero. Looking at his backstory you see a skinny, powerless guy given incredible strength, and muscles, in order to do good in the world. Now “do good in the world” is relative because he was really given those muscles to kill Nazis….but hey po-tay-to po-tah-to. I was skinny and now that I have grown up *internal snicker* I am finding myself getting bigger and trying to achieve the body I desire in order to do good. I swear its not for killing Nazis.

Now that I am a little older and dare I say, wiser. I admire the more physically imposing characters such as Goku. It is similar to how I watch the Marvel movies and stare in awe at these men who just radiate strength and masculinity. Granted I haven’t quite gotten my “man-face” yet, like any actor named Chris: Pine, Hemsworth, Evans, Pratt, good god the list goes on and on. (Side Note: I would kill for the Captain America Infinity War beard….). That being said, as someone who grew up skinny and lanky, my insecure side wants to gain mass and obtain the imposing warrior body of a Saiyan.

Everyone has a different goal for their goal for their own body. Some seek the fabled dad-bod, some want to be pencil thin, others want to look like an Avenger. The reason anime is so appealing is that there are so many shows that any one person could find a character to aspire towards or relate themselves to. It also lets us step away from the real and enter a world where any one person has limitless potential.

Just scream at the top of your lungs and maybe your hair will turn yellow, who knows maybe everyone else just hasn’t been trying hard enough.

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The Infallible Loyalty of Ethan Hunt

August Walker: How many times has Hunt’s government betrayed him, disavowed him, cast him aside? How long before a man like that has had enough? (Mission Impossible: Fallout)

Have you ever been talking to someone, and they say something along the lines of “you seem mad, are you mad?” to which you respond in a perfectly normal ton of voice “no not at all I’m totally fine!”

But do they ever believe you? NOPE, they know you better than you do and they somehow know that contrary to what you say, feel and believe…you are mad. And so that person asks you over and over again. The guess what happens! You get mad AT THAT PERSON because holy shit they will not drop the topic of you being mad no matter what you say. This is my biggest pet peeve and used to happen to me all the time, because apparently everyone around me knew that I was mad, even though I was most definitely not.

At what point do we lose our minds and just start punching people? There is always that breaking point where we become that which we are accused of being. This brings me to my next question…when will Ethan Hunt go rogue and betray his country?

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Ethan Hunt, the number one agent of the Impossible Mission Force (IMF), the man who always chooses to accept his mission, and the man who always gets the bad guy and saves the world without praise. In every single Mission Impossible movie Hunt must stop the shenanigans of a bad man who has A) stolen a deadly virus. 2) Obtained nuclear weapons or …. D) obtained nuclear weapons. The only thing is, even though Ethan has a 100% track record at completing missions deemed impossible by his superiors, and has put his life on the line for his country at least 6 times that I know of, he is constantly accused BY HIS OWN ORGANIZATION of going rogue.

Let us go on a journey through the past 20 years.

Mission Impossible (1996): Ethan is framed for the murder of his entire team and must go on the run to clear his name… but he eventually captures the bad guy. Alright sure, every once in a while I get blamed for shit I didn’t do. We’ve all been there, but we clear our name and move on with our lives. Accuse me once, shame on you.

Mission Impossible 2 (2000): Nothing out of the ordinary, Ethan just stops bad guys from releasing a deadly airborne virus that could kill the world. Normal day at the office. Although the bad guy does kill someone important while wearing Ethan’s face, but Ethan’s like “I have an alibi, I ain’t u-g-l-y.”

Mission Impossible 3 (2006): Ethan plans a mission to capture the bad guy without official approval, Ethan and his team are captured by the IMF but escape headquarters, and are thus declared “enemy of the state”….then Ethan captures the bad guy. That’s fair he basically said YOLO and did whatever he wanted but come on its Ethan Hunt he already saved the world twice let’s give the guy some leeway here. Accuse me twice me twice, shame on me.

Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol (2011): After an unknown person orders a bombing using IMF radio chat everyone loses their minds and disbands the IMF. Then Ethan and his team have to figure out who did it and stop a missile by themselves…they do. Welcome to the technological age people, shit is easy to hack and shit is easy to mess with! Accuse me three times, alright I’m starting to lose it a little bit.

Mission Impossible Rogue Nation (2015): The IM F is disbanded AGAIN and Ethan goes out solo to accomplish his mission AGAIN. Ethan changes his legal name to Carmen San Diego so the IMF can’t trace where he goes, gets blamed for a car bomb (not the Irish kind) and then goes on to capture the bad guy and clear his name. Accuse me four times, fuck me, right?

Alright so at some point if your, let’s say, a high-ranking US government official. Wouldn’t you think to yourself “Man this Ethan Hunt guy is fucking legit, he literally ALWAYS gets the bad guy, ALWAYS saves the day, and ALWAYS does it for his country (or the vine). I highly doubt this dude will ever turn his back on his country.

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 Mission Impossible Fallout (2018): The bad guy gives the CIA a phone framing Ethan for a bunch of bad stuff. The CIA believes it for some reason and try to bring Ethan in, but they can’t and he stops the bad guy thus clearing his name. So to reiterate the CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY gets a phone that connects Ethan to doing bad things and they just run with it. No investigation. That’s like they find a diary detailing horrible horrible atrocities on the front cover it says “Diary of Ethan Hunt” in someone else’s handwriting. The CIA looks at the camera and goes “OHMYGOD he’s been bad the whole time….” No guys…..just no…. Fool me five times, THATS IT, I’M GOING ROGUE!

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Now don’t you worry Bad Robot Studios I’ve already written the next Mission Impossible movie for you. It’s titled: Mission Impossible – Hunt. It starts with Ethan alone in his bedroom, he’s reminiscing about old missions “I’m not rogue, I’m not rogue” he repeats to himself over and over. But he has been betrayed enough by this country. Ethan sends a video message to the IMF and goes “sup fuckers! Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to stop me if you can.” (Probably not in those words but you get the point). I also would accept “your mission. should you choose to accept it, is deez nuts”. Over the course of 2 hours his old team tries to stop him in any and every way possible but they can’t. Ethan successfully detonates a bomb (or maybe like assassinates a world leader) somewhere in the world. The IMF is shaken, morale is shattered and nobody knows what to do.

Flash forward to a few days later….

Ethan’s old team is sitting around an outdoor table at a restaurant in Italy (why Italy? because that’s how I wrote it), they receive a FaceTime from Ethan. All you can see is his face, the background behind him is black and undistinguishable, Ethan talks to his team about why he has gone rogue and about how even though he served his country faithfully for twenty plus years, they turned on him and doubted him chance they could. He offers his team one final mission, join him and shape the world from the shadows in the way they see fit. This mission they choose to deny. Ethan looks downtrodden but accepts their choice. He turns around revealing where he is, in the background you can see the team from an elevated angle. Ethan has been watching them the whole time from a second story room across the street. The team rushes upstairs to the room he was in, they look out the window to see him standing at their table. As they stare at one another, two people cross in front of him and he’s gone. [Fade to black]

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Also you ever realize that nobody ever talks about Ethan’s brother Mike Hunt?

The Journey Begins

Hello world! Welcome to my humble corner of the internet. A small place where I can hide behind my computer screen and talk about the things I love.

“But Andrew…what ARE these things you love that you speak of????”

Well my fellow nerds, I’m so glad you asked! Don’t deny it, you definitely said those exact words after reading that introduction. The things I am passionate about are as follows.

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-Anime. There are two kinds of people in this world; those who openly acknowledge and accept that anime is life changing and one of the most moving forms of art in existence. And those who’s words typically sound like “Pfffft anime??? yeah I remember when I watched cartoons, but now I watch cool things like sports and naked ladies…..” WELL GUESS WHAT BROTATO CHIP THERES ANIME ABOUT SPORTS (typically way cooler than actual sports) AND LITERALLY EVERY ANIME EVER INVOLVES SOME FORM OF NAKED LADIES.

– Movies. In the same vein as anime, why would you not forfeit your own reality for approximately one and a half to three hours and just enjoy what your life will never be like. Maybe I wanna be a spy or a secret agent or a government operative (oh god I think I only watch one genre of movie).

– Video Games. [insert ironic hipster voice] “umm yeah, I actually dedicated my life to video games before it was cool….” But now that video game culture has become so much more of a norm as opposed to a closeted obsession shared by millions, who wouldn’t admit to playing video games.

– Working Out. So basically when I was younger I looked like what could only be described as a teenage girl’s Starbucks order. I was skinny, vanilla, and full of sugar. Now that I have “grown up” (HUGE emphasis on that terminology) I have finally addressed my biggest insecurities and gained weight, which I have then worked on transitioning into looking somewhat like a movie character after a work out montage. While I am always working to better myself and attempting to achieve anime protagonist body, its a never ending struggle.

TL:DR I am a nerd, who binge watches anime, goes to the movies as often as possible and now that “Video Game Addiction” is apparently a thing, I guess I’m an addict.

So hey give my blog a view and if you start pickin’ up what I’m puttin’ down then check in on the reg (Holy shit I’m so hip and my lingo game is on point). I’ll have reviews of anime, thoughts on life, achievements in gaming, and I’ll describe my gym life in excruciatingly awkward detail.

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